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As an asshole, I proclaim the following:

 

 

#1 I will live my life the way I deem fit, screw political correctness.  

 

#2 if I have a family, I will raise my children the right way, not having the 

government raise them.

 

#3 I have the right to choose my religious path if I choose one at all.  

#4 If I make a mistake, I will buck up to it, and not blame it on my childhood, work, parents,

lack of money, lot of education, etc.

 

#5 If I want to eat a cow, I will eat a cow or any other animal as I see fit.

 

#6 I have the right to hang up on telemarketers mid sentence and not have to worry about whether

or not I was polite.

 

#7 If I think someone's an idiot, I will tell them they're an idiot.

 

#8 I have the right to tell children that their parents aren't raising them correctly. (Think of how

many times you've been at a supermarket and heard a screaming child the entire time...what

exactly would you want to say that'd be any nicer?)

 

#9 If I don't know what I am talking about, I will shut the hell up.

 

#10 People may have the right to speak, but I have the right not to listen to you.

 

#11 If I want to be rude, loud, and obnoxious, it's a free country.

 

#12 If I want to go to a bar, destroy my liver with alcohol, clog my arteries with junk food, and

have unsafe sex with the woman/man I just met, I will not complain that my health sucks.

       

#13 Before you tell me how to run my life, be certain that your own is squeaky clean.

     

#14 If you don't like the way I drive then at the next red light get out from under my car.

   

#15 If I shoot you while you're committing a crime, and you try to sue me for it, I'll shoot you

again.

   

 

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