As
an asshole, I proclaim the following:
#1
I will live my life the way I deem fit, screw political correctness.
#2 if I have a family, I will raise my children the right way, not having the
government raise them.
#3
I have the right to choose my religious path if I choose one at all.
#4 If I make a mistake, I will buck up to it, and not blame it on my childhood, work, parents,
lack of money, lot of education, etc.
#5
If I want to eat a cow, I will eat a cow or any other animal as I see fit.
#6
I have the right to hang up on telemarketers mid sentence and not have to worry
about whether
or
not I was polite.
#7
If I think someone's an idiot, I will tell them they're an idiot.
#8
I have the right to tell children that their parents aren't raising them
correctly. (Think of how
many
times you've been at a supermarket and heard a screaming child the entire
time...what
exactly
would you want to say that'd be any nicer?)
#9
If I don't know what I am talking about, I will shut the hell up.
#10
People may have the right to speak, but I have the right not to listen to you.
#11
If I want to be rude, loud, and obnoxious, it's a free country.
#12
If I want to go to a bar, destroy my liver with alcohol, clog my arteries with junk food, and
have
unsafe sex with the woman/man I just met, I will not complain that my health
sucks.
#13
Before you tell me how to run my life, be certain that your own is squeaky
clean.
#14
If you don't like the way I drive then at the next red light get out from under
my car.
#15
If I shoot you while you're committing a crime, and you try to sue me for it,
I'll shoot you
again.
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